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Jokes of the Week:

Diwali ke subh avsar par hamare ghar 4 dino ki saaf-safai aur lipai potai ka aayojan kiya gaya hai, jisme aap hath batane saadar aamantrit hai, 1 waqt khana bhi rakha gaya
hai.
Happy Diwali

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Santa BLOOD k bare me
book pad raha tha...
Biwi: aaj ye kyu pad rahe ho?
Santa: mujhe Dr. ne kaha hai ki kal BLOOD test hai is liye test ki taiyari kar raha hu.

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Santa: "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Doodh Dena."
Banta: "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa: "Theek Hai To phir BAKRI Ka De de."...

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PAKISTAN Means:-
P: Pyar
A: Aman
K: Khushali
I: Insaaf
S: Shanti
T: Tarakki
A: Ahinsa
N: NOT Available Here!

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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,  kai baar tujhse baat nahi ki, tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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Jab tumhari yaad aati hai to lagta hai,har patthar pe likhu
‘I MISS U’ aur har patthar tumhe maaru,
taaki tumhe pata chale ki har yaad me kitna DARD hota hai

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WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho,
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
WIFE: Mai to maa banne wali hu,
SANTA: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu.

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Santa & Banta watching match. Dhoni ne 6 mari.
Santa- dekho dekho Goal hua.
Banta- abe tu pagal hi rahega Goal isme nahi CRICKET me hota hai.

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khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki niyat beiman nahi hoti,
Kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara Dost,
u hi aapki hamse pehchan nahi hoti.

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Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho,
Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se puchho,
Lahero se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai,
Lagti hai chot kaise kinaro se puchho

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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

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Chiragon se andhere door ho jate.....
to chand ki chahat kise hoti.....
kat sakti akeli yeh zindgi....
to pyar naam ki chiz hi kyon hoti.

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Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
chahat Dil mai ho to jatana sikho..
yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao...
koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho...

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Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar nigahon me hai.

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Jo asani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai Paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai Pyaar,
jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

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Kiss is not like Nokia..
Connecting People
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya,
aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to $M$ kiya.

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Rule of Boys, Phulo ki mahak churai nahi jati,
Suraj ki kirne chupai nahi jati,
kitni bhi soni ho apni glfrnd,
par dusro ki girlfriend bhulai nahi jati!

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Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi mein hum ho gaye itne Deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

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Bekabu hai Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hua botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is Dil ki,
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.....!

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Har nazar nazar me ek kashish hoti hai,
Har Dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye TAJ MAHAL banana..
Par har Dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai.

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Taras gaye didar ko, Dil phir bhi aapke liye dua karta hai,
Humse achcha to aapke ghar ka aayina hai...
Jo har roz aapka Deedar karta hai.

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